1. Acceptance of Terms

By using One Million Scam (the “Site”), you agree to these Terms of Service. If you don’t agree, please don’t proceed to payment—your nickname simply won’t appear.

2. Service Description

The Site offers a novelty “pay-for-nothing” experience: your payment is treated as a novelty fee in exchange for placement, and your chosen nickname appears in our Hall of Shame. No tangible goods or real services are delivered.

3. Payments & No Refunds

All novelty fees are processed via Stripe. By completing payment, you confirm that you’ve read these Terms and understand that all transactions are final—no refunds will be issued under any circumstances.

4. Novelty Fees

Legally, all payments are considered novelty fees. If total fees reach one million dollars, we may (at our sole discretion) donate a portion to charity—though no guarantee is made.

5. User Content

When you pay your novelty fee, you select a nickname to display. You may also provide optional social media links. You represent that any content you submit does not infringe on others’ rights.

6. Prohibited Conduct

You may not use the Site to defame, harass, or post illegal content. We reserve the right to remove any Hall of Shame entry that violates these rules.

7. Intellectual Property

All site design, branding, and code is © 2025 One Million Scam. “One Million Scam” and its logos are trademarks. You may not use our trademarks without prior written permission.

8. Disclaimer of Warranties

THE SITE IS PROVIDED “AS IS” AND “AS AVAILABLE,” WITHOUT ANY WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, OR NON-INFRINGEMENT.

9. Limitation of Liability

TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, WE SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES ARISING FROM YOUR USE OF THE SITE OR ANY NOVELTY FEE YOU PAY, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY.

10. Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the laws of Spain, without regard to its conflict of laws principles.

11. Changes to Terms

We may update these Terms at any time (especially once we hit the million-dollar novelty-fee mark). Any changes will be reflected in the “Last updated” date above.

12. Contact

For questions or legal notices, email theonemillionscam@gmail.com.