Hey there—I’m just one bored developer with zero desire to build yet another “useful” app.

So, I made One Million Scam. It's a thing that, if you give it money, gives you absolutely, wonderfully nothing back. That’s the entire feature set.

There are “plans.” You *could* pick one, pay up—it’s 100% worthless. But hey, you’ll earn eternal bragging rights in our Hall of Shame.

Still here? Huh. Well, how beautifully absurd is this? (Very).

Why? Honestly, just to see what happens. All proceeds? Well, promising it'll go to some 'charity' would be the most predictable scam move. What happens then? Your guess is as good as mine.

Here for maximum absurdity? You’ve found home. Otherwise… enjoy the rest of the internet.

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